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Written on: Monday, September 05, 2005
one inevitable thing a student has to experience is a lack of sleep, sleep in class, attempts to sleep in class, and sleeping when you dont want to sleep. so far i havent slept in class, except once during debates cos i was practically half dead and the coach was droning on and on about some shit i didnt understand and will probably never understand till kingdom come. anyway, we have cca and other stuff (which can sometimes be a waste of time because even the teachers find it unnecessary at times. surprising, huh?), then when we're either shacked or we cant be bothered to do all the shitwork given by our beloved teachers, and its always the same reason. we have to make sure you understand, you have to practice, we have to grade you, but they are doing all this shit and they dont even know why the hell for. digression, but heck i'll carry on. WHO THA HELL NEEDS MATHS?! OR LIT?! hey cmon, there are better things to do then pretend this little bugger called x has a value, then go through all sorts of shit to find that bloody value, and then just sit back and smile. then? just smile! smile and smile till you realize you have wasted your precious time. so back to what i was talking about. we then sit in front of the computer and chat and chat then suddenly got mail to check, then mail about games some more. then start downloading so many things. ok fine, maybe you dont do that, but you arent that innocent, so dont act. in the end, its late, and you dont feel like doing your work. and btw, i only wrote up to the part abt dont act last night, and saved it and now i'm continuing. so i dont feel like talking about it anymore. lemme just cut it short. you dont feel like doing your work so you dont then you get screwed by some teacher tomorrow.Time: 10:50 PM i'm not going to bother about the rest. i wanna talk about why students these days are so naughty compared to the guai students of old, who wore their pants at their ribs and did every darn thing their teachers asked them to do. so i have come up with a formula. let coco crunch be the students of our time. one day, jack was eating a bowl of cococrunch(mind the spelling), when all of a sudden, coco popped out of nowhere. jack got the shock of his life and choked. coco smacked jack's back until he regurgitated everything he ate since last night. then jack was feeling better. so coco said. hi jack. then jack said. hi coco. you're a big asshole, coco. then coco said. thanks jack, youre a bigger asshole. then jack said. go to hell you primitive brown thing with no pants. then coco said. you idiot. you dont deserve the cococrunch you are eating. lemme have some! then jack said. not if you tell me why these coco crunch(es) (whatever...) are so bad. then coco said. argh, you filthy busthird. alright. cos i got nothing better to do than advertise for nestle. here goes. once upon a time, there lived a geek. his name was, well, Geek. (whaddaya expect?) Geek was in primary something, and always did all his homework. then one day, he forgot to complete his maths ass (assignment. though its as good as ass). his teacher was furious. Geek was scared. he trembled. he peed in his pants. he shat in his seat. then suddenly the teacher grew very tall, as if by magic. WHY DIDNT YOU DO YOUR MATHS ASS, GEEK. she bellowed in a deep voice. ok, right now i'm not so sure whether she is a man or a woman, cos women cant- at this point of time, jack kicked coco where it hurt, forcing him to hastily carry on with the story Geek then suddenly realized. the teacher was powerless. she could bellow as much as she wanted, make him do all sorts of ridiculous things, but she couldnt hurt him bad. so Geek pulled his pants to below his waist, wore ankle socks, wiped that dumbass look off his face and POOF! he became coco crunch! jack was satisfied with coco's story and decided to reward him. he ripped cocos mouth open and stuffed the whole bowl of cococrunch in it, then blew him to smithereens. sweeT-uh. now that thats done, i'll move to a more lighthearted topic. called chop chop gentlemen. in case you dont know, some people like to chop chop. lemme explain myself. i have a strange teacher with some dumb habits. he'll walk into class. then say chop chop gentlemen. stand straight. stop fidgeting. blablabla. then he'll greet us and walk to the center of the class(god knows why, but i read a research paper done by some university which says that certain animals have to do strange things because they are either insecure, or just like to act plain stupid. hey, its completely unrelated to what i was talking about okay.) then he'll say class we're in a mad rush. no matter what time of the year it is, no matter WHAT, we are somehow ALWAYS in a mad rush. so one day i pointed it out to zul, and someone with excellent hearing appointed me to be to be the class mad rush and chop chop gentlemen announcer. its dumb, but some people enjoy seeing people do these kinda things. but somehow, my good friends always find the task very entertaining, so they decide to take over and add a hint of insult or whatever in their announcement. thanks guys. we should try and kill him one day, yaknow. now i wanna do something i felt like doing some time ago, although i dont know why. read if you want, but keep your comments to yourself. this piece of thing is uncommentable. its NOT FOR YOU COMMENTERS or whatever you are called. go on and laugh your ass off if you somehow feel like, but dont hold me responsible. your ass is precious, so watch it when you laugh. I'm Standing on a bridge ok? I'm waitin in the dark here, i've gotta flashlight I thought that you'd be here by now who're you waiting for? Theres nothing but the rain yeah, i can see that No footsteps on the ground what dya expect? its cement I'm listening but theres no sound cant you hear the rain, you dumbass? Isn't anyone tryin to find me? who the HELL should be looking for you?! Won't someone please take me home hey you toot, just go home. dont start thinking about this kinda things.youre too young It's a damn cold night idiot, no one asked you to come out. Trying to figure out this life oh really?good luck then...(snigger) Wont you take me by the hand, take me somewhere new hey! stop touching me! go look around yourself! I dont know who you are, but I'm, YES! and i dont know who the hell you are, too. you're? I'm with you I'm with you? what kinda name is that? I'm looking for a place, and? searching for a face you retarded or sth? is there anybody here i know go ask around, idiot cause nothings going right yeah? well i dont care and everythigns a mess lalalalalalalala..... and no one likes to be alone shit, youre scary Isn't anyone tryin to find me? for the last time, NO ONE. now SHUT ya trap Won't someone please take me home NO! It's a damn cold night here, take my sweater. sheesh... Trying to figure out this life yeah yeah, you said that already Wont you take me by the hand oh no, not again take me somewhere new how about IMH(institute of mental health) I dont know who you arebut I'm, hi, i'm fawaz I'm with you yeah i know your name already oh why is everything so confusing cos of you? maybe I'm just out of my mind yes you ARE yea yea yea whoa, attitude is it? you watch out... It's a damn cold night hey, cut this crap already Trying to figure out this life try to learn to shut up first Wont you take me by the hand FINE take me somewhere new FINE I dont know who you are but I'm, I SAID I'M FAWAZ I'm with you I KNOW Take me by the hand am i not? take me somewhere new ok we're here. behold...IMH (ooooh) I dont know who you arebut I'm, hi, i'm the wizard of oz I'm with you uh, yeah I'm with you ok ok, what a nice name Take me by the hand hey, whats your problem?! take me somewhere new NO I dont know who you arebut I'm, I'm outta here... I'm with youI'm with you god save me... I'm with you... lucky me, shes still standing there.sigh...she and her stupid name... haha...that was a lil fun. at least for me. now screw off. you have no business here. |
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