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Written on: Thursday, November 02, 2006
i was just reading this thread on the ign forum boards. its pretty dumb. some guy started a thread about why next gen consoles should not be called next gen. then from there ppl started flaming and saying dumb things and jacking (i think theres such a word) themselves. read it here.Time: 11:07 AM and on another the other day, i was looking through the toys"r"us website for a gift for my bro. this is what i saw at the bottom of the page. read it C A R E F U L L Y: While every effort has been made to ensure the accuracy of information on this website. Toys"R"Us reserves the right to correct any errors, inaccuracies, or omissions and to change or update information at any time without prior notice . Please note that such errors, inaccuracies, or omissions may relate to pricing and availability. We apologise for any inconvenience caused. found anything wrong with that? no i bet you didn't, because theres nothing wrong with it. damn it. just the other day there were lots of errors in that thing. but i saved it in my com! YES! i'll post that thing when i get home. so you wasted your time scrutinizing that thing... i'm so sorry. and i'm also sorry to that teacher in the com lab yesterday. we were doing some bloody long and boring survey, and so i got bored and started joking out (very) loud, passing out comments to ppl and stuff. then that teacher (i dont even know what she is in the first place. not from our sch. but i'll just call her that) came to me and said: "you're a hindrance to the class. quickly do the survey and get out" so i said "yeah whatever i will". that may not sound so rude, but i think it must have hurt her ego or sth. whatever it is, i'm 'a good person' so i'm saying sorry. kinda. lol. actually i dont give a shit. WOOHOO. then later on i was planning what to do if i were the parade commander for morning ass embly again. this is how morning assembly ALWAYS goes WITHOUT FAIL. parade commander (pc): baris sedia. ke kanan lurus. pandang ke hadapan, pandang. then our national anthem starts to play, ppl wait, then its the pc again pc: DA! PLEDGE! bla bla bla then pc: baris akan menghadap ke belakang, ke belakang puuuuuuuu...... SING! (then the parade turns slowly, some people turn clockwise, some anti clockwise, and some even before the pc gives the 'sing'. very nice.) now the headboy or deputy headboy comes up to the podium and says, like he does E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-Y: now we'll have the teachers to mark the attendance. sometimes he varies a little and says: first we'll have the teachers to mark the attendance. or now we'll wait a while for the teachers to mark the attendance. superb variation, gentlemen... bla bla bla then he says: first up (it ALWAYS starts with first up. why not first? or just say the damn thing! or say something else! do they have a script???) we'll have: someone to make an announcement/some meeting. now in case you don't know, many of the announcements are very lame. i will not tarnish the reputation of my blog by posting such filth here. i'm dead serious. but if its an announcement, then things are a lil different. for every announcement, there is a title. and the fella always reads the title first. so, he sometimes sounds dumb. like this: career guidance club trip to somewhere. all career guidance club members who are interested in the trip to somewhere please meet somewhere else. well maybe that didn't sound that dumb, but there have been dumber times. maybe you can't blame him cos the announcements are first written on a slip of paper the day before or sth, with a blank for the title. i guess people can't come up with better titles than a brief of their whole announcement, eh. then at the end of the announcements, (this is where what i was talking about just now comes in. scroll up if you can't remember... ) he'll say: that's all we have this morning, parade commander please proceed. usually the pc goes: baris sedia. keluar baris. but i intend to say: NO! i will not proceed or i'll just stone there or i'll turn to my right and march off or DON'T WANT TO or make me or WHAT I CANNOT HEAR YOU. LALALALALA. or I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING IT NOW. wait awhile. or OK JONATHAN/PAUL! (thats the deputy headboy and headboy's name respectively. sorry paul i put jon's name first cos he's my classmate. 3k. tricky.) that would be a lot of fun, but also a lot of trouble for me. i bet i'll get screwed for 'not respecting the formality of morning parades' or 'making fun of parade commanders around the world' or something like that. either way i'm not doin it. now before i go, i wanna make a confession. i'm in the library now. so is jonathan. he was sleeping on the couch with his iPod on, and his phone in his hands. i took his phone, chris kwan played with it, and is supposed to type 'surprise jonathan. fawaz got you' after he's done, and put it in jon's pocket or sth. i dunno. cos i tied jon's right shoelace to the wastebasket and his left to some plastic packaging i found lying around. i left the scene of the crime before chris kwan finished playing, so i don't know if he did his part. i hope jonathan will not be too shy to face the world after this. amen. fawaz out |
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