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Written on: Thursday, October 25, 2007
i told myself earlier today that i'd go to bed at 9.30 no matter what.Time: 10:42 PM i'm still awake! so i'll have to make adjustments: now i have to sleep by 11 instead, or earlier if possible. tomorrow i'm going for my school's *ahem*shit*ahem* idea of American Idol, Rafflesian Spotlight. considering the fact that its in-house and that's its not gonna be some super cool rock-your-socks kinda event, i think it's kinda crap to have had paid five dollars for a lousy ticket. really you guys, stop thinking about money so much, and do a good job. cos if you make us pay and you produce shit, then you'd better start digging your graves. the main reason i'm going is cos quite a number of my friends are singing, so i'm gonna go all out to support all of 'em! in theory it doesn't quite work out, but who cares! one man for everyone! its 11:46 now and i know i take at least, AT LEAST, 15 mins to fall asleep, so i'd better go. don't miss me now, cos i'm sure as hell not gonna miss you. haha sometimes i wonder why i sound so pessimistic. i'm not. as a matter of fact i'm having a frickin awesome time living my life. go figure I'm back from the dead-ack!
Written on: Saturday, October 20, 2007
My blog died for sometime, but i tried CPR and it came back.Time: 12:26 AM But it didn't just die like that. it died cos there are ill wishers out there. so now i'll tell you why ill wishers must become well wishers. ya see, its never just about you. nothing is. so get rid of the 'i' and replace it with a 'we' cos whatever you do there's a whole lot of other people involved. so there you go. take the i out of ill wisher and you get ll wisher, now add in the 'we' and you'll end up with well wisher. gosh isn't that genius. now on to more important things. you people have probably heard the story of the boy who cried wolf. but untold to you, hidden by the sneaky adults, was the TRUE STORY. YES YOU HAVE BEEN CHEATED. the story we've all heard so often goes like this: one day this boy screams wolf wolf people come out get pissed go home he screams again they get pisser go home then some shitass real wolf comes out of nowhere the boy screams his shit out but everyone's at home shitting around so he dies bla bla bla moral THE END! NONE OF THAT IS TRUE! so i shall now share with you the true Tale of The Wolf Boy. It goes like this... Once upon a time, there lived a short ugly boy named Waff. Waff was an idiot, and everyone hated him he was the epitome of imperfection. when people were pissed with him they didn't ask him 'what's your problem?' instead they asked 'what's your retarded problem?' cos its not just a problem he has, its RETARDED. One day after taking a shit, Waff wipes his ass with this leaf he found lying around. he didn't know it had smallish hairy thorny things all over, so it kinda hurt his anus. he wanted to shout 'WHOA F***! ' cos of the pain, but being a gooooodie boy he auto-censored himself. so it came out as 'WOLF!' SUDDENLY the WHOLE Goddamn village came out to see what happened and they saw him squatting by Farmer Jone's garden, his face contorted with pain, with a shitty leaf in his hand. this time he couldn't censor himself. 'WATTAF***!' and everyone was like ' WHOA what the hell! you SHIT!' and they all went home. after wiping his ass with another leaf, Waff thought it was fun to make everybody run out of their houses for nothing. so the next day he just stood there, right smack in the middle of the village, and screamed 'WOOOOOOLF!!!!!' and POOF! VILLAGERS WITH HOME-MADE WEAPONS! they were all damn psyched to kill the frickin wolf. but all the saw was a laughing Waff. so they cursed him and went back home. Waff did the same thing three more times, to everyone's displeasure. SEKALI ONE DAY! a REAL AUTHENTIC GENUINE ORIGINAL wolf came out of the woods. Waff pissed in his pants before screaming 'WOOOOOOOLF!' Now all of you would probably be thinking 'Ahahahah that stupid boy can die cos no one believes him no more' But, with great glee, i wanna tell you that... um... well... YOU'RE FRICKIN WRONG WITH A CAPITAL 'R'. The villagers all came out of their houses, and one of them said: 'Eh walau eh Woff, you damn bloody noisy you know. Everytime also- SIALAH! WOLF SIA! OHMY********************** ************** *********************** ******** **************** ***************************! OI! WOLF DEI!' Then all the villagers stylishly flung off their clothes, revealing authentic SpartanWear. They went haugh haugh haugh and went on to kill the wolf with unnecessary noise and actions. Once every molecule of the wolf had been separated, all the villagers put on their clothes again and went to speak to Waff. The chief of the village said: 'Waff my boy, i know you're ugly, but that doesn't mean you kacau (disturb, in malay) us everytime. So what if your parents are losers? So what if the world hates you? You must never ever disturb people like that. You know why, cos we're all busy people. Not like your father whole day sit at home growing his ass. If everyday got wolf, MAMPOS AH !(die, in malay. again.) must psyche up lah, take weapon lah, say prayers lah... very leceh (troublesome, in... YEAH YOU GOT IT!) you know. 'so let's come up with a system. if you wanna play play, you shout 'NO WOLF!' then we'll all pretend to come out. pretend only, very easy. but if got REAL wolf, then you shout 'WOLF!' then we go kill the wolf.' Waff felt bad for being a loser- i mean causing trouble, so he said: 'ok' And from that day, the whole village had a happy time. You see everyone, how you've been lied to again and again by cunning adults... this should teach you something valuable about growing up and stuff. But i'm not gonna help you on that, so i'll put a stopper to my great bit bottle of wisdom for now. anytime you feel in the mood for enlightenment, gimme a call. no wait, don't. just suffer in silence, and i'll dramatically come to your rescue at the very last moment. maybe i won't. but now's not the time for that. now's the time for Thief: Deadly Shadows! |
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