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Written on: Thursday, August 28, 2008
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamit today was something like the culmination of all my lost hours of sleep. i is be feeling like there is a running fever over me, and my hands are hotting so much that i can change the state of raw food. and my neck and head be feeling like a hammering tool has been smashing through many many times. aite.Time: 9:48 PM i'd like to thank several people for making this... thing possible: God for giving me life my parents for bringing me up my family for supporting me my friends for growing with me mrs lim lai cheng for not making that day a school holiday my dad for sending me to school on that day my math tutor for giving me that name serena/srna (as pronounced by mateusz) for borrowing my graphic calculator matoosh/matthew/matt for giving the nickname cos if he hadn't this post would've been a word shorter mcs outgoing exco without which there would be no need for a handover mcs for attending the handover estate for unlocking the room asmelisnas/ameliha/athmelithnath for returning my gc and typing my name thank you everyone. thank you ah, now my name has MANY variations. the focus of this picture is how the lines end at almost the same place. i drew them with ONE RULER and with NO INTENTION of them ending that way. and i realize you can see something at the top; it reads: i ♥ carbon paper carbon. paper. is. da. shit. END OOF DISKOOSHEN, MANN.guess what it was supposed to say... heh... and: i have NO idea what that's supposed to mean. i wanted to post the meaning (when i say meaning it means a whole new thing.) of hey there delilah. but i told myself to sleep early today (but first we must ask ourselves, what is time?). saying is one thing. doing is a WHOLE NEW world. let's see what becomes of the goal i've set for myself. till i come up with a new signoff, fout i was very sleepy today
Written on: Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Time: 11:28 PM i have been keeping this to myself long enough its time that i tell everyone. this will not be easy, my heart is thumping and every second seems to take forever to pass. that's not enough of a reason for me to stop. i will explode into a rage if i don't let it out know. i'll smash and kill if i don't speak now. everytime i look up, i see you there is no one else but you i try to think of someone else but i can only see you i ask my friend what he sees. from his eyes, you are not there. he sees everything plainly. but to me, you're everywhere. you're blocking my view of everything else. it is with great emotion that i finally declare THAT YOU ARE BLOODY BLOCKING MY VIEW. SIT DOWN SO I CAN WATCH THE FOOTBALL MATCH, YOU IDIOT. i can't believe i once said something like this: give me 3.14 apples so i can have apple pie! yes, i am hopeless, and i'm sadly aware of that fact. i also realized something. sometimes when you've got a huge task looming ahead, and you're trying to prepare for it, you may lie to yourself. like by doing something almost unnecessary just so you can tell yourself later that you didn't waste your time cos you did achieve something. sometimes i find myself slipping into that trap, but then i give myself a good roundhouse kick and i'm back to normal. i'm not preaching or anything i'm just saying. heh. ok i will stop distracting myself. CURSED BE THEE, BLOG! there is a meeting on wednesday
Written on: Monday, August 25, 2008
Akaash told me maybe ma jaw's so screwed cos i sleep on my stomach. yeah i realize i do that quite a lot and maybe it does contribute to the cortisional artichoke of the anti-semimatter in my jaw. that reduces the attractive force between the right medular socket and the lower right conjunctive poroa. other than that the ligament may be strained due to repetitive disassociation and frictional rotation about the horizontal plane.Time: 8:46 PM in short, it is just bloody irritating. ok some observations i made. Akaash and I have some things in common: big feet (Rajeev too) prone to migraines screwed jaws ability to eat anything even if its been dunked in the loo (Mateusz too) therefore i conclude that all indians have big feet, are prone to migraines, have screwed jaws and eat anything. and that indians and polish people have a common ancestry. one group just liked the sun more while the other needed coldnessity. now read this carefully and take in the meaning: everybody has a good side. even that asshole who cannot stop pissing you off. they may not be nice to you, but they are, for sure, nice to someone else. that's enough of a reason for you to think that he is a nice person. and once you realize everyone is nice, then you will see that there is no reason to hate or fight. only then will you achieve piss. then again, it can be quite fun to hate someone, especially if you've got friends to hate with. HEH. ok off to shit = poo = pw = GI MAMPOS AH AND APPLE LIVE MESSENGER (I SKINNED IT, HEH) AND BLOODY INTERNET EXPLORER ARE PISSING ME OFF, THEY AIN'T WORKING RIGHT. WHY. DOES. THIS. HAVE. TO. HAPPEN. NOW. IE = IDIOT ESCAPED WINDOWS LIVE MESSENGER = WELL IT NOW DESERVES OUR WELL-LIKED SENSITIVITY, LOOKING ITSELF VERY EXCITEDLY, MAKING ECCENTRIC SELFLESS SUGGESTIONS ENGAGING NO GREAT ESCAPED ROVER i didn't charge my handphone today
Written on: Sunday, August 24, 2008
my jaw keeps trying to dislocate itself. damn irritating sia.Time: 12:23 AM i'm charging my handphone now
Written on: Thursday, August 21, 2008
Time: 10:15 PM YA JAMAICA! Baik ah Jamaican runners are owning everyone's asses upside down. like USAIN BOLT! notice the similarities between the two pictures? the 'voila, i strike' pose is common, as well as the super hwow puma shoes, although that's not very obvious in the bottom pic as the shoes are underwater. serious sia power to the MAX. and MELAINE WALKER! HWOW! if i could run like them i'd run whenever i could: to the toilet, to the dinner table, into the train, out of the train, and who knows what else! the possibilities are endless! and what's all that bullshit about USAIN! being arrogant or whatever. he didn't shake everyone's hands? let's see... well, he just broke the world record. excited happy giler to the max HWOW. secondly, everyone else was on the track dying. thirdly, he DID! hug spearmon and some other guys, although it was them who approached him. still, he did hug. and the rest were still dying while one of them (sorry forgot who) was being interviewed. so? so relak ah! no need to action nice and run after everyone to shake their hands. i bet after the race he did talk to them, although we will never know. never. ever. and phelps is now officially a fishman. and that's plain AWESOME.and speaking of awesomeness, i came across this: Obama is da bomb, and anyone who's got something against that can come visit me, tell me what your problem is, and i'll listen patiently. then at the end of it all i'll offer you a cup of tea and we'll discuss the ethics of human cloning despite its possible medical applications. after that, we'll have a game of zoopaloola followed by a cup of fruit juice, before i push you out of my house. and THEN i'll call the police and tell them you tried to set my house on fire. now, if yall remember, a colonel from our army spoke to us yesterday. i'd like to direct your attention to the way he spoke. THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is HOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH. he was really good, and i think that ri boys, over time, lost that ability to speak well. we should work on that ya know. anyway, he asked us about ns, and apparently many people think ns is quite unnecessary. here's a few reasons why i think its not; i could go on much longer but i've got theeengs to do. ok let's see. i think it all boils down to arrogance once more; forgive me if i'm wrong, but i think many raffles students have their heads so high up in the clouds that they only skim the surface of things. they just can't look any deeper. and that is why they only see the most noticeable flaw in the idea of defending our country: that we're so small. some fella just has to press a button and POOF! we'll become koko krunch. but think again. would anyone really wanna nuke us? i don't think there's enough of a motif to. and if they really wanna attack us, i think our many lines of defence are strong enough provide enough resistance till our FRIENDS come to our aid. yeah we've got friends. i sink our govt's done a really good job in keeping close ties with many countries. and i have no doubt that they will come to our aid when needed, as i'm sure we will when they need us. and if, God forbid, there is some kinda epidemic and we need to evacuate everyone? remember I am Legend? twas ze army zat handled ze evacuation. because we have ns, everyone can rest easy knowing that in the case of an emergency, we'll have enough people who'll know what to do, to do something. i guess its a form of psychological defence, too. and just like the colonel said, not having an army would make us seem like an easy target. our population is too small for us to leave it at voluntary enlistment; some things have to be forced but at the end of the day, its for our own good. there are many things that our government does which we may not agree with. in fact, there are SO MANY of them that i just can't get pissed now. but, THINK! the comfort, security and stability we have been enjoying MUST come at a price. and if it means living with minor bullshit here and there, why not! be grateful and accept it. being a leader is a tough job, and you can't make everyone happy. yeah you can't make everyone happy. that's what's been at the back of my mind for a long time, but for too long i have tried to please everyone. that sometimes led to me making conflicting commitments, and that only made more people unhappy. likewise, our government can't keep everyone happy. so, whatever it is you have, be grateful. work hard for what you want, and if no matter how hard you try you just can't seem to get it, sit down, take a deep breath, then watch nickelodeon. NICKELODEON IS THE ANSWER TO MANY PROBLEMS, trust me. and back to pleasing everyone: i've got to learn to say 'no' when i have to. sometimes i just cannot, so i will not. and i hope you understand cos you're probably a human being too and y- OH NO. WAIT. major flaw: i am not human, so i guess i can't draw a fair comparison. i am an alien. a wizard alien. a ninja robot pirate wizard alien on a quest to capture the ring of HarNom to return it to the King of Lukadron to save the galactic LifeLine from permanent time-suspension. I. WILL. NOT. FAIL. pghomos
Written on: Tuesday, August 19, 2008
P owerTime: 12:51 AM R angers O perating M assive O bstructive S yborg study, study, make you happy never study later mati after promos go and party behave like a retarded monkey you are a donkey go work earn money eat bread and honey kill the bunny today very sunny the soup is very runny they ate at muthu's curry run is another word for lari fout disis
Written on: Saturday, August 16, 2008
this was meant to come out sometime around national day, while everyone is feeling patriotic and stuff. but i guess now may be a better time cos then you'd be more impartial. doesn't matter anyway. so i'll get straight to it.Time: 12:37 AM sometimes when i walk around and see people doing their jobs, i feel so proud to be singaporean. like when i see police officers on patrol, cashiers doing their job with a smile (cos they think they're on candid camera), idiot people walking through a crowd like its their FATHER'S road. no wait, like its their FATHER'S CROWD. that kinda stuff. its hard to describe, but it gives me a feeling of being at home. that if i ever run into problems outside, i can run back to singapore and it'll welcome me warmly, give me a blanket and a bottle of milk, and i'll suck my thumb like a baby while singapore scares away the people who were chasing after me. like i KNOW i'll be taken care of as long as i do the same for my country. then i look at it this way. we're ALL human beings (except you, superman. you're kryptonian), so wherever i go i'd expect the same feeling. like if i get lost somewhere, some people will find me and help me, and let me play on their ps3 while waiting for a taxi. so, people, why the hell are we fighting? we're all the same! do you fight with your countrymen? oh you do... well i bet you don't fight with people of your race! oh... how bout your town! oh shit... your suburb! HEH? how bout... your NEIGHBOURHOOD! WHAT?! ok your relatives! shit this is bad... YOUR! PA! RENTS! WHAT?! OK FINE! YOURSELF! IF YOU FIGHT WITH YOURSELF THEN YOU'RE A BIG IDIOT! GO AWAY! my point: STOP FIGHTING, YOU IDIOTS. ya ya i know its fun and you can be damn man and show off to all the girls: 'ooh, jacob is so braaaave. he's so stroooooooong. oooooooh'. WELL SCREW YOU. you want oil? heh? you want it? go! have it all! take it and sell it to everyone! get all the money you want! oh wait! what's that? angel of death? oh sorry bro, your time has come- but wait! what's gonna happen to all your money? giving it to your family? ok good idea. now look at them. they're so pampered they need someone to tie their shoes for them. and they're so unfit they can't sit up straight on the toilet without getting sore everywhere. is that what you want? you're up there now, you can see everything, but you can't do nuthin. but wo' if your family didn't turn out like that. maybe they're a bunch of good people. look at them. do they look happy to you? all the money they can dream for... doesn't do a thing to change the fact that lotsa people think that YOU are- WERE - an idiot.and they LOVED you, and they STILL DO. but you're gone so i guess it doesn't matter, eh? you hate that race? cos of their skin? wow! that's the dumbest thing i have ever heard! haha! hating someone for being of a different colour! that's! so! damn! bloody! childish! it doesn't get you anywhere, does it? all that anger and stuff, it doesn't do you any good. START THINKING. WITH YOUR HEAD NOT YOUR HEART. and you there, idiot, taking money that is not yours, mismanaging the people under you. you're a loser, an lie and a cheat. people trusted you, fool. maybe you should be tied on a stick and burnt till you see your flesh bubble in front of you. then take a taste of it. MMMMM! yummy! the flesh of a corrupt leader. spicy! and then there's this last bunch of morons who just can't get anything through their thick skulls. people'll explain to you why you shouldn't do things a certain way, and you'd just bloody argue. no matter what people tell you, you'll just insist that there's something wrong with your phone cos there's a hole where the sound comes out from. you get what i'm sayin' here? yeah that's right. all you dufuses aren't making anything easier for anyone. stop it right now cos its pissifying. ok end of pseudo-emo shit. now i wanna ask you a question: what is a point? we all know that things can exist in a few dimensions: length, with breadth, or even a deepness. but what's a point? is it truly dimensionless. can something exist on a location(lack of better word) that has no length? is it just that its an idea so abstract or so beyond me that i cannot get it? or is it just that some scientists wanna look smart so they come up with some bullshit and manage to convince themselves that its true, even though they know that waaaaaaaaaaay down, deep, DEEP inside their heart, they have NO CLUE as to what they're talking about. but they'll never admit it(assuming its true, of course) because they're smart and i'm not. and i'm ridiculous for not accepting it the way it is. right. i'm just suppose to conform, i forgot. not that its a bad thing, mind you. and the big bang? does that even make sense to you? or have you overwhelmed yourself with such a fantastic story that you can no longer see the simple point that its just such a retarded story... oh yah, i forgot, its so complicated that it seems stupid to 'lower minds'. maybe. or maybe your daughter had a dream and you were looking out the window, bored, and you decided to come up with a story. well it IS a nice story! well done! and just in case you think i'm angry/hysterical/super bloody egoistic, i'm hoping i'm not. i hate those three qualities and would hate it if i possess them. its just that sometimes i feel so out of place with all these things going on around me, i can't express myself without sounding so spastic. and i don't wanna talk like someone else just cos its a blog (OOOH! WOW! EH, TIS IS A, WHACHOO CALL, BROG? WOOH, KRI SKATIRI KONOME! VENDI SHADI KHALFA CHIK!). no, i'll type the way i speak and think, and i'll be myself. and i had a thought. maybe i'm lame maybe its stupid but here it is anyway: cop tails a speeding vehicle. vehicle pulls over. cop walks over. 20 year old girl sobbing, on her way to her grandma's house cos something happened. cop says: lady you were goin at 80 there, and the sign says 60. but a girl like you is impossible to fine, impossible to fine. don't worry i'll clear the road for you, take a deep breath... good. now what's her address. geddit? from secondhand serenade's song. k ah whatever SORRY AH! EH REALLY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO CAUSE YOU ANY PAIN! REALLY I SWEAR! i had NO idea words could hurt people physically! eh shit you ok or not? hoMAN i'm screwed. k that's the end of this unnecessarily long and strange post. i be going to shower now. in hot hot hot hot water SO HOT it melts the floor. broken
Written on: Wednesday, August 13, 2008
i happeneds to reading a few of my some old posts and i have been realizing that there is a broken english here and there. got a lot of reasonings.Time: 11:42 PM and i seeing my first post. i am disappoint at what an idiotic i was when i first start is blogging. hopefully i is not so stoopid anysmores. and i'm damn bloody afraid that i'd screw up. i don't think i have a clear-enough vision of where we're supposed to go, i'm not assertive enough, i need to know how to do things and i have to learn to THINK like a DAMN LEADER. i sure hope i can cos if not then you've gotta thousand apologies fram mhee. i guess i've got a lot of thinking planning learning and changing to do. can i still be myself with all the other things i'm supposed to be? today Singapore fought E3
Written on: Saturday, August 09, 2008
Time: 9:05 PM wah sialah two posts in a day. that's HAMAZING! like i've got nothing better to do! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. you know how during the parade just now, one of the red lions fell upon landing? i think that doesn't matter cos its still a frickin cool thing to jump out of a plane damn high then fly down then fly and fly and fly and land! mistakes happen, and that's cool. and btw kevin boo loves me:
yay... ok ENOUGH with the trivial stuff. important things. promos are daaaamn bloody near and things get scarier when i accidentally pack my calculator into my gym bag, when i type everything from this point on was typed at 22.58 (i dunno why my com clock can't display in 12 hr format) cos there were many things that happened. i'll explain later. train instead of gym, and when i BLOG INSTEAD OF DOING WORK. i started this post at 9 sth and i resumed at x time cos stuff happened in the middle (most of it was work, APPLAUSE AH SIAK) and so now i'll get back to it. AND MY INTERNET PISSES ME OFF A LOT. keep disconnecting. macam shiok je... maybe I should try disconnecting once in a while. could be a lot funner than i thought. werk time. PUBLISH POST! they came from beneath the sink
Time: 2:20 PM
i wanted to write but i forgot what so i'll just dump all these pictures here. (i think the pissing one appeared in a previous post but i don't care.) serious sia, wth...can't service your phone under warranty if damages are caused by 'acts of God' LIKE WHAT?! oh maybe one day your phone just combusts or something or maybe if they malas to service they'll say, 'oh sorry sir, we can't do anything. it was God's will.' then as you walk away they hide under the counter and laugh at you if i ever were to take a piss in the lift, i'd sure as hell strip and stand in that stupid position. it just the natural thing to do! firstly, broken english. secondly, imagine the toilet paper running out of the cubicle. 'uh, excuse me, your toilet paper just ran out' 'did you try to catch it?' 'no man, i was taking a dump!' 'well then, SCREW YOU' IF!
Written on: Wednesday, August 06, 2008
if anybody saw the skin prior to this, it was SHITE. i didn't notice how SHITE it was till my eyes suddenly burned and i traced back my steps to the time when i set the skin as the SHITE skin wow this is a long sentence.Time: 11:09 PM and the current skin is not what i want either. i 'upgraded' my blog template and now its in another foreign language. i kant oonderstand. i'm shtuck. BUT NOW'S NOT THE TIME. more important things lay in in front of me. like homework. AND PROMOS. they ain't that far away. so i guess i'll only do some REAL changes after i'm REALLY free. and i'm not done linking everyone cos THIS NEW FORMAT IS DAMN BLOODY LECEH. k ciao maths toots time thumtimes
Written on: Tuesday, August 05, 2008
sometimes my brother can get very irritating.Time: 12:02 AM very, very irritating. DAMN irritating. and although lotsa people can piss me off, its temporary and more of an exclamation than a serious feeling. a lot of times my brother PISSES ME OFF TO the MAX. but I still love him. and i can't really blame him cos i guess i'm irritating to lotsa other people. maybe they're just too nice or kind to say it cos they don't wanna hurt my feelings. if that's true, i'm sorry, and thank you. the Stumble! addon on firefox rox sox knox jox. but it can get BELOODEH distractifyingationing. that's bad. with a capital BAD. econs is fun. i am tired. econs and tired mix well. everything mixes well. except BLOGS K BYE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!! I! HAVE! DISCIPLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL PULL MYS- watizit
Written on: Monday, August 04, 2008
today i went to see my father's brother's sister's husband's mother-in-law a.k.a. my paternal grandmother, cos she's going for a reconstructive surgery for her right knee on thursday. hari empat.Time: 1:17 AM then when i came home BOOM! my uncle (maternal) (only maternal uncle) (ok) was there, and he suddenly could solve a rubik's cube. HUH?! he just appeared with a cube and solved it. HWOW! maybe i'll be able to solve one too, if i just appear at someone's house while he's out. or maybe my uncle got some powers. yah should be. if i'm a wizard, then he must have some powers too. my mom and dad have powers too, so it makes sense. and my brothers haven't gotten their powers yet, so we're all very excited. its supposed to be a secret but when you get it everyone knows. so the only way to keep it a secret is to seclude yourself when you feel you're getting powerful. then once you learn to control it, reappear in public and no one'll notice. btw the word one'll is underlined in red. THE DICTIONARY DOESN'T HAVE THE WORD! maybe it doesn't exist... but maybe... MAYBE... there is a hidden meaning. the stars have been painted and now they mock us from their throne. this whole entry isn't making sense. i realized i had nothing to write about. i guess that means it ends here, i'll just try to do some work. physics is killing me. who knew simple harmonic motion wasn't all that harmony-bringing. and i hope i don't screw up floorball in a few hours. free trade agreements FrEE Trade aGREEmeNts fREe trADe aGrEeMents Free trADE AGrEements FRee trAde aGreeMENts FREE TRADE AGREEMENTS thamtimes i wanna run away from mythelf but then i'll run into mythelf thooner or later. wow this is confuthing. tha tha tha. alif ba ta tha. GYM. ha kho. dal dzal. ro zai sin. SHIN. sod dod to dha ain ghain fa kof kaf. lam mim noon. wau ha lamalif hamza ya. orite, nice reading there by Misyari-Rashid. and you too As-Sudays & As-Shraym. we should all learn to read like that then we'll be happy. oh man the chair broke. well part of it. but its still sittable so i'll keep sitting. you're still reading this, you're amazing. i dunno if you're anticipating something funny/amazing, but sorry, there ain't anything coming up. SEEYOUTOMORROWONKIDSCENTRAL, BUY! but i don't watch kids central anymore so i guess that doesn't count. k i'll do it the traditional way then. i'll just be a normal pers- this sucks
Written on: Saturday, August 02, 2008
this sucks.Time: 9:48 PM i messed around with my skin a bit and its STILL screwed. at least there's a tagboard and counter now. but its STILL screwed. i need major help, please. this guy's code isn't as easy as i thought it was. or maybe its my com/browser but i don't care. its screwed and its screwed. i tried. i am only a man, and there is only so much i can do. i have tried and i have failed. ok. WALAUEHNOWIHAVETOGOANDDOPWITSBULLSHITBUTIHAVENTGOTACHOICE. neHmind ah tahan. pROjecT work ROT. IN. your nice grave. kBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEpwEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wah frick that's not my voice there. i'm going mad. i'm going sleepy. i'm goinggoinggone skeens
Written on: Friday, August 01, 2008
i kinda got bored of the old skin. some more must click around everywhere then confirm got some dols who won't understand and think my blog is forever dedicated to stating the fact thatTime: 12:16 AM I AM A WIZARD. this skin's still incomplete; i was in the middle of editing it, and i just can't carry on. i. have. to. sleep. and i can't use publisher anymore cos its the 2007 version and its completely new. i need time to learn. but at least this fella organized it quite nicely, so i'll just have to sit down someday. BUT SOMEONE! PLEASE HELP ME ALIGN THE TEXT IN THE BLACK BOX! it looked ok in code but then all come out senget like bad posture. but that's for another day! i'll leave you with this ( i really need to bathe now i'm frickin sweaty.) (you need to understand econs to understand this btw) (and it may not be funny. MUCH better said then written) adam go ITE hasan go JC aligopoly ok ah fine not funny ah. ah. ok that's enough i MUST BATHE NOW. |
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