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Written on: Sunday, August 06, 2006
Time: 11:08 PM lets start off with sth like crap logic, or sth like that.i'm gonna tell yall why you shouldn't breathe so often.ya see, ya muscles in ya body need rest too. right? right? right.if ya work dem till they ache, then ya need lotsa sleep and rest to get back in propah shape.so same thing with ya lungs. if ya keep BREATHIN AND BREATHIN every DAMN few seconds, ya lungs will get tired. then when ya sleep, YA STILL BREATHE. less, but STILL BREATHIN!yeah, now ya startin to see a glimpse of my genius. but the horrible truth is not out yet.if you keep this up, ONE DAY YOUR LUNGS WILL GET DAAAAAMN cramped that you can't breathe. then you can spray deep heat inta ya mouth and inhale deeply, but it'll take some time before ya lungs feel awrite.SO, from now on, breathe less. when ya realize ya breathin too much, do this. STOP. LOOK RIGHT. LOOK LEFT. LOOK RIGHT AGAIN. now cross. i mean breathe. take in the sweet air, and pat yaself on tha back for taking good care of your lungs.now i'm gonna stop talking like a dunno who( most probably ali g) and write how i usually do. my fingers are really trembling, cos all the stuff that i wanna say hasnt come out of my mouth, so it wants to come out of my fingers. its painful, but its a skill. I'M SKILLED. HELL YEAH. i wanna teach english now. this cos i find lotsa ppl cant speak english well. haha. no, not you. you're doing just well. but take no offence, cos we all are bad at sth. FIRST! you must now what stuff like verbs, nouns, pronouns and stuff are. a verb, is when ya wanna burp or sth but control it, causing your whole body to vibrate. or, it is part of your backbone. this means that any word which is a verb is powerful and impactful, cos it gets stuff movin. without that part of your backbone you're screwed, and when you vibrate, you move! next. nouns and pronouns.i'm not really good at this, but i'm gonna give it a shot. well, you may think a noun is a seasoned or pro nun, but NO! dont be deceived. the word is evil and scheming, its trying to trick ya. a noun, in fact, is a dragon. its one of those huge powerful dragons that spew ice not fire. they live around the east and west pole, and they fly super high. a pronoun is not the adult of this dragon, but its a car. it was an old car-making company which is now defunct. in other words, i have no clue as to what a pronoun is.now! now its time to do sth i did a long long time ago. its......MAKING-FUN-OF-A-SONG-BY-KINDA-REPLYING-TO-THE-LYRICS TIME!today's song.... BECAUSE OF YOU BY KELLY CLARKSON!sorry kelly, i'm not makin fun of ya or sth. cos in case any of yall dont know, its about her parents and not about her boyfriend or sth like that. its a meaningful song, but i just have to make fun of it cos its so makefunable."Because Of You" I will not make the same mistakes that you diduh huh I will not let myself Cause my heart so much miserywhat?! I think you read your script wrongly I will not break the way you did,I didn’t break… You fell so hardYeah, but I still didn’t break I've learned the hard wayCorny… To never let it get that farOk, maybe that makes a little sense Because of youAll hail me I never stray too far from the sidewalkThat’s common sense Because of youNo need to praise me so much… I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurtYes, yes… Because of youI get it. I’m great. I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around meWHAT?! That’s none of my business! Because of youI am afraidAWW, THAT’S SO SAD. YOU DAMN BLAMER! I lose my wayYes, we all lose our ways. Does that sound right? And it's not too long before you point it outHaha yeah I remember that one. I cannot cryDoes it hurt? Because I know that's weakness in your eyesOH, SO ITS MY FAULT AGAIN I'm forced to fakeYoda DID say may the force be with you, but I don’t think he meant it in this way.Shit, i'm getting lame. A smile, a laugh everyday of my lifeAnd…so? My heart can't possibly breakIt’ll most probably squish and smash and splsthshksxpk When it wasn't even whole to start withWHOA, fractional heart. You’re cool. Because of youMe again… I never stray too far from the sidewalkOh God… Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurtGO DIE ON THE DANGEROUS SIDE Because of youI find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around meYOU BLOODY PARANOID Because of you I am afraid ROT IN HELL YOU BLAMERI watched you dieWHAT?!?! I’M FRICIN’ ALIVE! I heard you cry every night in your sleepI don’t cry anymore you loser I was so youngI KNOW You should have known better than to lean on meYOU WERE TOO SHORT TO LEAN ON. YES, I LEARNT MY LESSON You never thought of anyone elseActually, I did. There was Thomas, Daisy, Jack…. You just saw your painHuh? And now I cry in the middle of the night For the same damn thingLol. You’re one screwed up jackass. Because of youI never stray too far from the sidewalk Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt Because of you I try my hardest just to forget everythingI can hit your head for you Because of you I don't know how to let anyone else inWell first, you open the door. Then you say 'come in'. Because of you I'm ashamed of my life because it's emptyWell, you ARE a loser… Because of you I am afraid Because of you Because of you NEXT TIME, although I hope there will never be one, just say “Because of you: blabalbalblablablablabla” all the way to the end. Stop repeating that same line over and over and OVER AND OVER AGAIN. GO AWAY. |
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