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Written on: Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Time: 8:31 PM hi, after some time of not posting, i thought i'd just say I HAAAATE PEOPLE! no i'm just kidding. now that got your attention, didn't it? today i don't think i'm gonna make fun of people. i think there were people i wanted to make fun of awhile ago, but after falling asleep on the sofa while eating (i slept at 9 yesterday, and didn't do much today! SHIT DEI!) and waking up in a daze, i've forgotten. so you people whom i wanted to make fun of are daaaaaaaamn bloody lucky. lucky duckies. but i won't forget forever. some day i'll remember who you are, and i'm gonna post the shit out of myself, all just to make fun of you and make you look like the shithead you are. YOU SHALL HIDE FROM THE WORLD NO MORE! all that up there may not be entirely fake. for all you now, i really am a creep. maybe i'm a BIG creep! or a green one! the point is... you'll never know. draco, dormiens, nunquam, titillandus. don't wake a sleeping dragon. FORESHADOWING! YEAH! that was supposed to foreshadow what this post is mainly about. HARRY POTTER! there are several crude names which i use to refer to that fella, but to preserve the chastity of this blog, i shall suffer to remain silent. that burden upon me shall forever rest, for i cannot bear to shed its ugly face to thee, gentle friend. WHOA where the hell did that come from. something i found in book 7: dumbledore's put-outer was referred to as a deluminator throughout the book. i only managed to read some of book 1 awhile ago, and there was no mention of said 'deluminator'. chapter 511 of the magical act states that all magical items shall go by one name, to avoid confusion. may i now call upon my first witness, Mr. E Man, to the stand. mr e shuffles forward (right now if you're getting really confused as to what's going on, take comfort in the fact that i'm just as clueless as you. my fingers seem to have a life of their own. so just stop wondering and read on) mr e, is it true that you have read all seven harry potter books? err, yes? i'm the one asking questions here. have you or have you not read all seven harry potter books? yes? er! i mean yes! good. now, what is that silver thingy which dumbledore uses to suck the shit out of nearby lightsources? and yes, that includes your left butt cheek which seems to glow mysteriously. HEH? what! my butt cheek doesn't glow! it does. DOES SNOTT! does to. NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION! scroll up if you forgot what it was. HEH? err... its called a put-outer. NO WAIT! a deluminator! NO WAIT AGAIN! a putoutertator! NO! a DELOUTER! NO! WAIT! I KNOW THIS! I -! --ERGH! AAK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! then he turned into a famous painting.
completely unrelated moral of the story: maybe its a small mistake in the books, or maybe, when i finish rereading, i'll understand the change of name. even if J.K. Rowling (note, full name here) did make a mistake, i still think she's a bloody genius. i think the harry potter series is fantastic, and i may go mad just wishing its all true, as i've said in some other post. thanks to her, i had and will have something good to read over and over and over and over again. i'm just silently hoping that there's a remote chance out there somewhere in the middle of the sahara desert that J.K. Rowling is gonna write another book. she is gonna write an encyclopedia, though, and i'm sure as hell gonna get it. i'll just have to wait. and one more thing. i hope i find the meaning of hogwarts motto: draco dormiens nunquam titillandus. i really respect J.K. Rowling, and now i've gotta go. |
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