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Written on: Thursday, August 21, 2008
Time: 10:15 PM YA JAMAICA! Baik ah Jamaican runners are owning everyone's asses upside down. like USAIN BOLT! notice the similarities between the two pictures? the 'voila, i strike' pose is common, as well as the super hwow puma shoes, although that's not very obvious in the bottom pic as the shoes are underwater. serious sia power to the MAX. and MELAINE WALKER! HWOW! if i could run like them i'd run whenever i could: to the toilet, to the dinner table, into the train, out of the train, and who knows what else! the possibilities are endless! and what's all that bullshit about USAIN! being arrogant or whatever. he didn't shake everyone's hands? let's see... well, he just broke the world record. excited happy giler to the max HWOW. secondly, everyone else was on the track dying. thirdly, he DID! hug spearmon and some other guys, although it was them who approached him. still, he did hug. and the rest were still dying while one of them (sorry forgot who) was being interviewed. so? so relak ah! no need to action nice and run after everyone to shake their hands. i bet after the race he did talk to them, although we will never know. never. ever. and phelps is now officially a fishman. and that's plain AWESOME.and speaking of awesomeness, i came across this: Obama is da bomb, and anyone who's got something against that can come visit me, tell me what your problem is, and i'll listen patiently. then at the end of it all i'll offer you a cup of tea and we'll discuss the ethics of human cloning despite its possible medical applications. after that, we'll have a game of zoopaloola followed by a cup of fruit juice, before i push you out of my house. and THEN i'll call the police and tell them you tried to set my house on fire. now, if yall remember, a colonel from our army spoke to us yesterday. i'd like to direct your attention to the way he spoke. THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is HOW YOU SPEAK ENGLISH. he was really good, and i think that ri boys, over time, lost that ability to speak well. we should work on that ya know. anyway, he asked us about ns, and apparently many people think ns is quite unnecessary. here's a few reasons why i think its not; i could go on much longer but i've got theeengs to do. ok let's see. i think it all boils down to arrogance once more; forgive me if i'm wrong, but i think many raffles students have their heads so high up in the clouds that they only skim the surface of things. they just can't look any deeper. and that is why they only see the most noticeable flaw in the idea of defending our country: that we're so small. some fella just has to press a button and POOF! we'll become koko krunch. but think again. would anyone really wanna nuke us? i don't think there's enough of a motif to. and if they really wanna attack us, i think our many lines of defence are strong enough provide enough resistance till our FRIENDS come to our aid. yeah we've got friends. i sink our govt's done a really good job in keeping close ties with many countries. and i have no doubt that they will come to our aid when needed, as i'm sure we will when they need us. and if, God forbid, there is some kinda epidemic and we need to evacuate everyone? remember I am Legend? twas ze army zat handled ze evacuation. because we have ns, everyone can rest easy knowing that in the case of an emergency, we'll have enough people who'll know what to do, to do something. i guess its a form of psychological defence, too. and just like the colonel said, not having an army would make us seem like an easy target. our population is too small for us to leave it at voluntary enlistment; some things have to be forced but at the end of the day, its for our own good. there are many things that our government does which we may not agree with. in fact, there are SO MANY of them that i just can't get pissed now. but, THINK! the comfort, security and stability we have been enjoying MUST come at a price. and if it means living with minor bullshit here and there, why not! be grateful and accept it. being a leader is a tough job, and you can't make everyone happy. yeah you can't make everyone happy. that's what's been at the back of my mind for a long time, but for too long i have tried to please everyone. that sometimes led to me making conflicting commitments, and that only made more people unhappy. likewise, our government can't keep everyone happy. so, whatever it is you have, be grateful. work hard for what you want, and if no matter how hard you try you just can't seem to get it, sit down, take a deep breath, then watch nickelodeon. NICKELODEON IS THE ANSWER TO MANY PROBLEMS, trust me. and back to pleasing everyone: i've got to learn to say 'no' when i have to. sometimes i just cannot, so i will not. and i hope you understand cos you're probably a human being too and y- OH NO. WAIT. major flaw: i am not human, so i guess i can't draw a fair comparison. i am an alien. a wizard alien. a ninja robot pirate wizard alien on a quest to capture the ring of HarNom to return it to the King of Lukadron to save the galactic LifeLine from permanent time-suspension. I. WILL. NOT. FAIL. |
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