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i want to speak these words but i guess i'll just bite my tongue
Written on: Wednesday, February 25, 2009
a curious thing happened to me yesterday.Time: 11:19 PM first part is bracketed cos I just found it amusing that things happened that way. (i was walking to the MRT station, and decided to keep the rest of my wallet in my bag, leaving just that flap thing with my ez-Link card, cos I really don't like walking around with something stuck to my ass. in my school pants, at least. and as i kept it, i was imagining myself saying something like 'seriously i have no money, look!', waving my fraction of a wallet, in case someone comes up and asks for donations or something.) I guess it has to be made clear that I don't always donate to every organization cos I either don't like the way they ask me, don't like what they do, or whatever. sometimes I can't help but feel that some of these people are being dishonest. which brings me to the main incident. I was stopped by this person, standard, she asked me if I had ten seconds. ten seconds. PLEASE LAH wanna bullshit also pick a better number right? so I played along. then the looooooooong speech. summarized: hi, my name is ******** (notice the number of stars), blah blah blah no parents, no dunno what, I'm not asking for donations or anything, blah blah blah bookmark (?), it will help us (us? you said you were alone) then: PLEASE LAH I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOME MONEY RIGHT. and that kinda pissed me off. first you said no donations, then you ask me like that. and guess what! I did what I had imagined myself doing awhile ago! HAHAH! AND! she gave me this 'oh wtf what a waste of time' look, and I took it as a sign for me to try to piss her off. so I said something like wanting to get my club (hahah, you hear that guys?) to buy bookmarks, can I find you again here tomorrow? oh no tomorrow I'll be going somewhere else. so how do I get your bookmarks? oh you can call us (US. US?!) and we will see what stocks we have. and I swear she took like forever to ALMOST answer my question. and the whole time, she kept looking away: not interested already. good lah, show attitude some more. oh and the first speech, she kept looking diagonally: she was trying to recall her words. and she spoke super fast, I could have laughed. so guess how I ended the whole thing! I asked for her number, saying I'd contact her with my orders. she mumbled something and after I asked again, she said oh ok. my number's ********, ****. the **** is a name. her name. just like how Peter would answer a stranger's request for his number: sure you can have my number! 9236437823, Peter Piper. so she's got two names! a Malay name and an Indian one! interesting! but anyway I was done. dya think what I did was wrong? well, I figured it was pathetic of her to make her disappointment so blatant, and I didn't believe a WORD she said from the start. and unlike the other guys around, she had no tag. and where the hell were the bookmarks. end of the eww part. now I need to give a special mention to Yvan! cos I was given the privilege and great honour of experiencing his Healing Hands. he's damn good sia, and now I understand my other classmates' awe. respek, man. and here's a good chance for me to prove a point: he DOES FRICKIN look like Jean Claude Van Damme. observe: sialah why the photo so big k ah maybe not so obvious in this photo. what to do, I didn't even take it. nehmind ah I'm not so hardworking. oh and Mateusz looks a lot like Beckham when he gives his sialah-this-is-supposed-to-be-funny-but-cos-I'm-cool-I'll-try-not-to-laugh-though-deep-down-inside-I-know-I-can't-suppress-it-very-well smile. and Akaash looks like Anoop. eh shit come to think of it everyone looks like many other people. I bet I look like every other Indian guy anyway! hmm, it seems we're all based on a few face templates, or something like that. k whatever I can't be bothered I need to sleep now, cos I gotta grow. oh and I still don't understand why some people don't find the Wonder Girls hot. at least cute, right. eh AND they don't dress like they ran out of cloth of something. you gotta respect that. isn't it really obvious I need to get to sleep NOW |
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