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Written on: Friday, June 19, 2009
Do you know how humid it has been? Well I'll tell you, even if you do, because that's the way things happen around here. Next paragraph please.Time: 11:51 PM This is how humid it is. I'm thirsty, and my glass of water has just been depleted. I want more water, but I don't have to go get some; I just raise my glass in the air, and whaddayaknow! Its full of water already. BUT just before I can drink it, it all goes back to the ayer. Now ladies and gentlemen, the real point of all this: is the glass real? I'll leave you to dwell on that while I go off to solve more of the world's problems CHEYYYYYYYY. OH! NO! WAIT! First, I gotta share something. All knowledge belongs to Allah, so share it, don't keep it to yourself. Whoyouthinkyouareah?ah?ah?ah?AH! I think I may have found a way to reset your body clock if you've been messing it up like giler... like yours truly. FOIST! Ye gadda stay up all the way to the time you WANT to wake up. For example, I wanna wake up at 6 am everyday, so on one of my screwed up days where I wake up at like 4 pm, I'll stay up to 6 am without falling asleep in between. THEN! I suppose you're supposed to sleep foist, so you don't get TOO tired and fall asleep midday then spoil everything. What I did was fall asleep to 4 pm, partly because I kinda really slipped out of this world at some points, and because the few times I woke up in between I didn't feel like getting up. (I've left out the details of my philosophical debates on destiny, purpose and the waking moments of one's life) AND THEN! You're supposed to sleep early, or at a good time. I wanted to try that today but it just faileddddd. Then again, this is all hypothetical. The only human test subject available, yours truly, is not even sure all this may work for regular human beings. He has reported strange sensations in his frontal lobe, sees lights when he closes his eyes, and finds himself staring at himself in the mirror come on ah what's this we all know you're supposed to see everyone else in the mirror. DUH. Ok DAH cuKOP that's eNUFF! piss out. |
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