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Amma bust someone's ass if no one starts talking
Written on: Saturday, September 19, 2009
First of all I'd like to wish two people a very happy birthday (though its waaaay past midnight let's just make assumptions so our lives will be a lot easier): they are Syafiq, and his biceps.Time: 3:31 AM Happy birthday bro. Happy birthday to you too biceps. May you see success in all your ohn day voos and gym sessions (gym damn important ok), and maybe you'll keep changing to more Oakley glasses, cool per. K dah we should leave him now, I heard he reacted very emotionally to our surprise thingy, after tarawih plus plus. Wait don't take my word for it, ask him yourself. But other truths include that his family is damn cool ah, and after meeting his PS3, I've decided, that's what I wanna get. Not a 360, nattawhee, ha pee esh three. Cos its just too frickin' sexy. Now on to less important things ceyyyy jangan kembang ah tu. Seriously sak go and watch every damn chapter of Trapped in the Closet, its very well written sung acten (not acted, its acten) and the story's some deep shit that's got me trippin' here. And that video Saiful shared, there's some crazy shit at the end so don't watch if you're the type to hurl. I know I did, and now I'm having a real hard time typing over my vomit, its all over the table. Ah shit again, now some of it's splashed onto the keyboard, man this sucks. I'll probably clean it up tomorrow or something, its Goddamn three forty am I can't be bothered to do housework at this time, you gadda be kiddin' me. Eh Zul kau nyer link fail, so here's boxxy for everyone. She's so crazy she's driving me crazyyy Her eyes ah omg her eyes, when she stares square at the screen I half freak out, I think all I really wanna do is punch her in her pretty little face, that might set a lot of things right and get rid of all these ZOINGness vibes she givin' me. I hope for her sake she's really not that retarded. Oh yah Zul sorry again ah the bloody weights are so damn heavy (heavy? HEAVY?!). I intended to get threes, but my dad salah nampak so there you go, fives to sit by the cookies. Takper ah still too light for you, so you can still take it that we're mocking you with those dumbbells. ABOUT DUMBBELLS. Seriously, Fads' explanation made sense what! Maybe you didn't get it cos she was giggling most of the time, and repeated too many words too too too many many many times times times times times heh no offence ah. So I'll briefly explain the theory here. The old skool dumbbell is made of a- sialah I just went through the would-be descriptive text in my head, I realized it just sounds so damn wrong hahahhaa I'll leave it out. RAMADHAN, REMEMBER! Time to make a change, make a better place for you and forty. ANYWAY, look at half of the dumbbell. It looks like the thing in an actual bell, that knocks against the outer casing to make the sound. Right? Good. BUT! These weights you carry don't make a noise! So they're mute, dumb! Dumbbells! Cos mutebells just sounds shite! Three fifty am I gotta go soon, OH SHIT ITS APPROACHING FOUR WHATTTTTT?!?!?!. I cannot keep this up ah, I don't wanna sleep I wanna sleep I cannot sleep I can sleep all at the same time, and my low discipline always kicks in. Takper, kiter kan ader skeel of super power. Aper eh aku nak tulis tadi... I swear there was a lotta shit I wanted to give you ah. Now its all lost somewhere, I can't seem to remember. Oh (its what you do to me) well (you dawned on me and you bet I felt it) I (can't feel the way I did before) don't (stay, forget all memories) care (bear HAHAHHA), shit someone just woke up at three fifty six am I am SO screwed. Shhh. Wait. Listen. EH KEYBOARD BISING AH. Silence. Footsteps? !!! SILENT WALKER! I saw my nenek and she saw me, I'm officially screwed though she won't yell at me, it keels me silently. Come on Fawaz you can sleep early next time, all you gotta do is go to bed dammit. Takper, kiter kan ader skeel of super power. K dah cukop enough of this shit I'm gonna sleep on the floor again I so love the floor I tell you. EH NO WAIT! SOFAAAAA! Sofa sleeping is man's greatest invention, I'm proud to be man. therealshard wishes you'd open your eyes the next time you find a seat at the library, look to the corners in case your eyes ain't big enough/IQ not high enough (how mean of me)/you seriously don't get what I said. He also wants all of you goons to be safe, stay sharp and get smarter. Hello, I am from your future thoughts Labels: famous words, MB, no ligaments, repotr, sharing machine, sleeping patterns |
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