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Written on: Thursday, September 03, 2009
Time: 10:11 PM I so wanna express my disappointment that our exam venue has shifted. All along I had been imagining myself sitting near the front of the ISH, occasionally looking up to see some nerd walk from the toilet and try to act cool. Then! In the morning, in the car, on the way, when my psyching up was at its peak, I received an inappropriately cheerful message from Ame telling us that our venue had SHIFTED. TO. THE. MPH. MPH. Prior to that day I had heard horrible stories of the MPH. The frozen winds, the yellow smell and such. Anyway I went up to the solat room to leave my stuff, met Syafiq, and then 'Eh you know right we are at the MPH?' Syafiq: "WHAT?!" See its horrible right. How can dey doo dis too uss. He had been psyching up similarly, and I can only imagine how many hearts were crushed that morning. Not to mention the poor fellas who arrived huff puff cos of the sudden change. Nehmind. Whatever. As long as they recycle the foolscap papers I'm happy. Fast forward to ten minutes ago. My frickin' tube of Oxy squirted at me ah SQUIRTED tF. At first I thought it was cos I squeezed too hard or sth. Then AGAIN WTF. STUPID TUBE DON'T YOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU ARE YOU DON'T GO AROUND- ok I really think I should not continue with that sentence. So I'll talk about a little social experiment instead. No wait I won't, malas ah sia. Instead I will tell you HOW TO BEHAVE during a social experiment. If you spend time around me, you must be prepared for all my Great Ideas and remarkably strong urges to do FUN things. Seriously people, don't be so uptight. HAVE FUN! Do things, jangan kemaluan and shit. Dont' use the word childish cos lotsa people never really grow up, lotsa adults are kids acting adult. RULE NUMBER ONE Don't stare at me or look and laugh or whatever when I make sudden loud announcements or shi', when normal people may find it inappropriate. This will tell everyone who made the noise, and that's not good for ninjas like me. RULE NUMBER @ Never EVER assume people don't speak malay; don't go around discussing my brilliant plans or saying things like 'eh eh eh dier datang ah. EH bodoh sak dier tak nampak!!' Hijazi should know this. Heh no offence bro I just can't stop thinking about you AWWW- -CHOO! Sorry I hadda sneeze. ELUR REBMUN EERHT Be a sport. Partake in my glorious adventures, be a part of something great in history. It'll nourish your soul, and you'll only come away better off. The more the messier, as the saying goes. The end. Hello, I need a smile |
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