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Written on: Saturday, October 17, 2009
Smekommm... kita nak blog siket niari pasal ader banyak nak bilang awak-awak. I also nak write down some thoughts, you nak baca pon boleh, tak nak takper, pasal this is like a log, you paham? If annoying siket then I'm sowwy :pTime: 12:34 AM Eh WHAT ah enough of that shit, I started to sound like a girl towards the end. First part still boleh maintain mannism uh, so I can keep talking like that as long as I have enough energy to make sure I keep to the awak-kita/I-you systems. First of all I'd like to say how frackin' shiok it is to, how do I put this, exfoliate your face. Its nothing fancy, just HIMALAYA DUNNO WHAT BLAH BLAH BLAH SOMETHING dunno what. Jap I find a picture for you non-linguistic people... It feels like every square piconanomicromillicentideci meter of your face is awakened, all ze bladd is rrasshing to your veins, zat is kold ze pamp. But really, I can feel blood in my face, like really feel the blood, uh, flowing. Makes me feel damn awake and fresh and smart. Which is deeply ironic because I'm getting unhelpably sleepy, at an alarming rate. Another way to wowwify your face is to keep making weird faces, scrunch it up and stretch your face, move every muscle. Its really good, I'm not joking about this, Jack LaLanne calls it facial exercise. Very important. Because I like your face. Then I also realized that Singapore is fking powerful. We've got three races, INDIANN!!!! Malay and Chinese, and we are daaaamn bloody powerful cos of each other. I will now elaborate, uncensored sugarfree, original and the freshest you can get it anywhere. Nothing to peel some more. See ah, the Malays are damn good at making things look high class, like its so grand liddat. The Hari Raya dunno what lebaran thing for example. You see everyone well dressed. I think a good fraction of the audience was damn uncomfortable, in their tight kebayas and whatnot, strutting around like they left something up their... hair, making it hard to balance. You know, like hairbrush or stray hairpin, that could poke your scalp and cause semi-disabling pain. So they know how to make things look grand, got quite goot taste, although content may be zero or damn HUH?!-able. The Indians on the other hand are quite bo chap, like srzly tak tau macam maner nak up-kan style. BUT their content is like damn good, damn mother power, fuyyoh shiok sampai audience takleh angkat joget-joget fail tapi takper, paiseh pon orang tak nampak, gelap per. But seriously, that was how it was like on TV just awhile ago, Deepavali selebreshen. Although MOST MOST MOST of the crowd was well behaved. Then you have the Chinese, who are REALLY good at the nitty gritties, the perfectionizing things. They finetune everything to the max its just damn amazing. I can't think of any examples now but its definitely a baseful claim. SO the magic is you put all three together, we combine our strengths, correct our flaws, and... can put up one good performance. No seriously, that's all we can do. Just perform. Nothing else. No defence, no school, nothing, cos its not that racially related in my opinion. Therefore I suggest we quit being a conformist nation and turn into one huge show. Gerek beb. Hello ministers, please consider my suggestion, it'd be damn fun and you can dress up more coolly too. Something I saw on TV made me recall the 'If you've got it then flaunt it' thing. But if uh, you got nothing... wth you wanna flaunt ah sia. People can die you know, YOU KNOW OR NOT. But I'd like to end of this post with advice, cos I'm damn old, damn pro, everything, blah blah blah. Oh and I'm gonna rule the world one day so I'd like everyone to be happy, might as well start now. Go out and do whatever the hell you want to do with your life, because you CAN. You just gotta totally believe in yourself, zero doubts. That, I think, may be quite hard, and so makes a lot of people hold back. Quit school! Start a business! Whatever it is you just gotta set your sights and work your ass off. If you're faced with a huge problem its only cos you're a great person. Or you're really damn suay ah but still, God only gives you what you can handle. And I'd like to share once more my interesting ideal life view. Imagine we've all got hooks, like fishing rods. If you care for someone it means you are hooked to that person (lol the pun, whatever). Thing is, with so many caring people, one poor person will be pulled and stretched in so many ways. Ways he might not like, or want to go. So, everybody duduk diam diam. Don't be so extra, just do for yourself first, go solo, mano a no mano, each man for himself, BUT, BUT BUT BUT ALWAYS ALWAYS be quick to help someone. Like that you save people before they fall, and don't cause a hell of a mess. No offence ah, but I think its damn irritating when girls fuss over every. Thing. One person wants to go to the toilet. So everyone must be asked if they want their bottles refilled, wanna come with me? Where's X? Oh she went first? Anyone wants food along the way, I'm passing by the shop. Damn leceh fying and you don't get much done. Don't get me wrong, I really really really appreciate it that you think so much about others, and I'd do the same for you in a heartbeat, but really, there's a limit to all this cushy mushy caring sharing thing. Which is why I think an organization of all or mostly women, is highly highly effficient, but daaaaaaamn stress to the MAKSIMOOOOOOMz. Guy groups on the other hand will probably be damn slow and slack, but relek beb, we're all having a good time. Then we all happy happy then everyone happy happy kan good. Ok SHIT ITS ONE AM I didn't think it'd take long )@#(*$)*#%)# )(@#*^_#@)%*&(*$&%( there goes my early sleep k bye Hello, I please and thank you Labels: advice, ideas, komentatr, sleeping patterns, thoughts |
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