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This just in
Written on: Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Happened awhile ago and I was tickled.Time: 12:03 AM Bapak told us a joke about Captain Hook, then I remembered another, which followed very similarly to his. Why did Captain Cook die? Bapak: Because he scratched his heart Haha no. Because he scratched his balls. Bapak, Fauzan and Fahim start laughing. Fahim: Owww now I feel pain Bapak: Hahaha that's a-hahahha. Hahahah good one. Fauzan: Hehe... eh but keka that's not a nice joke. Why not? Fauzan: Not nice la! Why must talk about all these things Fahim: But we all have what. Bapak: Ya its just a joke Fauzan: (silence for some time) Eh but why must he die! Why didn't he scratch himself with his other hand, he's not called Captain HOOKS what. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. I seriously cannot tahan sia, sometimes he says the most simplistically brilliant and funny things. I thought about this while trying to sleep... wow sleep... 4 divided by 2 can be translated to four objects divided amongst two recipients. So each of them gets 2. 0 divided by anything, is like this: you have nothing but you wanna give something to everyone. In the end they get nothing. Soooo, anything divided by zero is: you have something, and you don't wanna give it to anyone, so you're left with what you have. Apparently that's not the case. Anything divided by zero is infinity, or undefined. Either one or both, can't recall. I think I know why. Its because subtle intricacies have meticulously been crafted into the fabric of our lives, to create gentle dips and folds in it so we may be swayed to a desired conclusion. A goal of the people in power, or the influential-selfish. This is a case of the defence of selfishness. I have something. Because I don't give it to anyone, it balloons and explodes into a countless many. I am rich. I am happy. So I'll keep not giving. K whatever I relleh gotta sleep. Hello, Truncated travels |
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